Sausage Flaps 

1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.

2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.

Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel round the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Don’t pass them over!

Sausage Flaps by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009

Sausage Flaps 

1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.

2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.

'Excuse me, pal. Do you sell sausage flaps?' ''Sausage flaps?'' Yeah, you know, draft logs? ''I'm sorry, I'm a little confused: Sausage flaps and draft logs? And these things are what, exactly?'' Come on, pal. You put them at the bottom of your doors to stop the cold. ''Right! No sorry. As you can see, we're a gift shop...; we sell cards and wrapping paper: no sausage flaps here, pal.'' Alright, fella. Merry Christmas'.

Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!

Sausage Flaps by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009

Ghetto Flaps 

A ghetto flap is when ghetto-hood-star girls that are unusually plump wear very tight gangster jeans. This causes their excessive rolls to flop out over the top of their jeans. If there's enough extra meat hanging out, this is known as "Ghetto Flaps." A severe case is known as "Ghetto Sags."

F.Y.I. :
Ghetto Flaps may be very attractive to those who like these kind of girls, and may be rather fun to play with.

1.) YO DAMN! MAMI GOT FINE ASSS GHETTO FLAPS!!!

2.) That bitch got ugly ass ghetto flaps. Those motha fuckas be saggin down to here knees...

Ghetto Flaps by Dwayne Delaney February 12, 2010

Flip Flop Swap 

An opportunistic theft usually occurring at public venues in which patrons must be barefoot - The most common of these being American waterparks. As patrons approach the lazy river, they naïvely place their pool shoes in unattended cubbies, where rational people presume they will remain over for the next 15 minutes. Upon exiting the ride however, the flip flop swapper will with a slight of foot and a cool head, exchange his mediocre less desirable flip flops for a complete stranger's more appealing, yet highly questionable footwear.

"That was a lot of fun. Lets grab a burger before we hit the wave pool."

"Wait. Check out that pair of Rainbows.."
"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Flip flop swap dude. Chicks dig Rainbows."

Flip Flop Swap by Dontdothat May 17, 2012

tit flop 

when your boobs fly up and back down and make a flop sound

hey did you she sally while she was running she did a tit flop

tit flop by Tara Dowell September 30, 2016

australian flip flop 

The act of humping your hand instead of doing an arm motion while masturbating

I had a forearm cramp so I had to do an australian flip flop

australian flip flop by scoot82 April 19, 2010

Rip Your Flaps 

The acting of Ripping ones "Piss Flaps" in any event, game, or sitatuion. There is no literal ripping of flaps, however ripping someones flaps is a phrase used to convey the message that you have dominated that person and they have been humiliated by having their flaps ripped. The effects of having one's flaps ripped can linger for days and in some cases last forever.

"Tony I'm going to Rip your Flaps!"

"Damnit George, Im gonna Rip Your Flaps!"

"Poor Tony, You are always getting your flaps ripped, I feel bad for your flaps."

"Thano, why do you always Rip Tony's Flaps?"

Rip Your Flaps by TC27 May 21, 2011