Fake Sloot 

Analogous to Cock Tease: An attractive girl who is flirtatious and appears to be easy to close but always ends up backing out at the last minute.

Speaker 1: "omg look at all these sloots at the club tonight"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"

Fake Sloot by pkallday2012 February 11, 2012

FaceSpace / MyBook 

the combination of MySpace and FaceBook when you don't give a rats hairy ass what is going on in others lives

Girl 1: OMG! Did you see what Sarah posted on her wall?

Girl 2: I don't have facespace / mybook and don't really care.

FaceSpace / MyBook by leoguy85 February 21, 2012

fake soprano 

A person, ussually in youth musical theatre, who pretends to be a Soprano vocalist generally because they want the tune. Their vocal range is clearly not suitable to be a Soprano.

Sarah: I'm a soprano, we always get the tune, so it is good
Sam: You clearly cannot sing high enough to be a soprano, you are a fake soprano

fake soprano by TheatreKid24601 October 23, 2013

fake-o-gram 

fake-o-gram:

1. a telegram which is not legitimate or written by the stated author

2. a quantity of a substance which is supposed to be cocaine, heroin or another illicit drug, but isn't

3. a mammogram done on breasts which are not entirely 'genuine equipment' or 'all original gear'

Ex.1
My grandfather thought that he got a telegram from Frank Sinatra, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram from his brother Louie.

Ex.2
My pal Jim once bought what he thought was a gram of cocaine, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram baking sugar.

Ex.3
My pal Val is awaiting the results of her fake-o-gram on those beautiful sweater puppets.

fake-o-gram by GlennyJ December 11, 2013

Fake weed circle

When you smoke weed with one or more people who claim to be friends but quietly talk about you when you are not looking

I hate this fake weed circle!

Fake weed circle by KingOfTruth September 28, 2014

fake numbered 

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

fake numbered by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015

fake dyke 

A girl who isn't actually a lesbian and only wants attention

See that youngone? yeah she's a fake dyke

fake dyke by Fakedykefromloreto October 9, 2016