This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
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Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
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If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
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God damnit Shaniqua! ya bitch ass always comin' all up in here wit cha beef escalators! Shut yo bitch ass up, Fuck outta here ya stank ass hoe!
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can also describe a past "fling"
can also describe a past "fling"
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