Typically an individual:
-with 180+ IQ
-drinks a lot
-low GPA
Classical Engineering includes:
-Electrical
-Chemical
-Mechanical
-Civil
Canadian engineers wear the iron ring on the pinky of their working hand.
-with 180+ IQ
-drinks a lot
-low GPA
Classical Engineering includes:
-Electrical
-Chemical
-Mechanical
-Civil
Canadian engineers wear the iron ring on the pinky of their working hand.
by mr. engineer April 18, 2005
Get the engineer mug.Along with Philosophy and Int'l Relations, English is arguably the most difficult college major in the Humanities. This is largely due to the fact that being an English major encompasses the study of several other fields, including, but not limited to philosophy, psychology, history, sociology, law, and political science. English majors read and write far more than any other major, and offen suffer from severe caffeine addiction (or worse), insomnia, and manic depression.
Despite what lobotomized Business Majors believe, English majors (like many humanities majors) seek graduate school enrollment and end up with J.D.s, M.B.A.s, L.L.M.s, or Ph.D.s. Thus, they end up in lucrative careers with sexyass women. But best of all, they actually learn how to think and generally live rewarding lives because of that.
Despite what lobotomized Business Majors believe, English majors (like many humanities majors) seek graduate school enrollment and end up with J.D.s, M.B.A.s, L.L.M.s, or Ph.D.s. Thus, they end up in lucrative careers with sexyass women. But best of all, they actually learn how to think and generally live rewarding lives because of that.
English Major: "Dude, we're seniors! I can't believe how much I've learned over the past three years! How about you?"
Business Major: "Excel and Powerpoint."
English Major: "... and?"
Business Major: "That's it."
English Major: "... 3 years of college and that's all you know?"
Business Major: "Yup. But Ima still be rich."
English Major: "Sooo you essentially just paid over $100,000 for Excel and Powerpoint lessons, but you'll still be rich?"
Business Major: "Hellz yeah d00d."
English Major: *facepalm*
Business Major: "Excel and Powerpoint."
English Major: "... and?"
Business Major: "That's it."
English Major: "... 3 years of college and that's all you know?"
Business Major: "Yup. But Ima still be rich."
English Major: "Sooo you essentially just paid over $100,000 for Excel and Powerpoint lessons, but you'll still be rich?"
Business Major: "Hellz yeah d00d."
English Major: *facepalm*
by collegiate5 July 10, 2010
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A member of the Jackass Crew. Dave England is famous for doing many Jackass stunts involving poo. Such stunts include sitting on a rolling toilet going downhill with his pants pulled down, eating "poo" (really chocolate pudding) out of a diaper, the poo hug (Dave covered in refried beans and stink spray), etc.
In Jackass The Movie, Dave England decided to shit in a display toilet at a hardware store, had to go really bad, and lulz ensued when (according to the commentary), Jeff Tremaine unexpectedly pushed on his stomach and he ended up shitting his pants in a van filled with about 10 people. "Later that day" (actually a week according to the commentary), Dave went to a hardware store and took a shit in a display toilet. Of course this event would have not be complete without us seeing Dave's chocolate in the display toilet afterwards.
In Jackass 2, Dave England took a shit on this miniature toilet in a doll house. Lulz ensued again as millions in the movie audiences across the world got a second look at Dave's shit after 4 years since the hardware incident. Then there was the incident of him eating horse shit on a $200 bet from the Three 6 Mafia. Only 3 words can describe that. WTF!?!?!?
Dave England has also been involved in other disgusting stunts such as the vomelet where on two separate skits he eats the contents of an omelet, pukes it up, and then cooks the content in a frying pan. Or the incident of the "Milk Challenge": Dave tries unsuccessfully to be the fastest person to consume an entire gallon of milk with two other contestants.
In Jackass The Movie, Dave England decided to shit in a display toilet at a hardware store, had to go really bad, and lulz ensued when (according to the commentary), Jeff Tremaine unexpectedly pushed on his stomach and he ended up shitting his pants in a van filled with about 10 people. "Later that day" (actually a week according to the commentary), Dave went to a hardware store and took a shit in a display toilet. Of course this event would have not be complete without us seeing Dave's chocolate in the display toilet afterwards.
In Jackass 2, Dave England took a shit on this miniature toilet in a doll house. Lulz ensued again as millions in the movie audiences across the world got a second look at Dave's shit after 4 years since the hardware incident. Then there was the incident of him eating horse shit on a $200 bet from the Three 6 Mafia. Only 3 words can describe that. WTF!?!?!?
Dave England has also been involved in other disgusting stunts such as the vomelet where on two separate skits he eats the contents of an omelet, pukes it up, and then cooks the content in a frying pan. Or the incident of the "Milk Challenge": Dave tries unsuccessfully to be the fastest person to consume an entire gallon of milk with two other contestants.
"Oh Dude, he's shitting right now! Oh get out get out get out! No man we can't get out of here! Cmon man. What are you doing? Get out of the fuckin car." Jackass 1 as Dave England shits in the van.
"Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh my God! Open the window! Open the window!". Dave shits again in Jackass 2.
"I'm Chef Dave, and this is the Omelette".
Naked Dave running across the road somewhere in the woods as the car comes over the hill in the early Jackass series.
"Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Oh my God! Open the window! Open the window!". Dave shits again in Jackass 2.
"I'm Chef Dave, and this is the Omelette".
Naked Dave running across the road somewhere in the woods as the car comes over the hill in the early Jackass series.
by Jackass 1 and 2 forever December 7, 2007
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The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"
The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009
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by Pimpmaster5000 June 11, 2004
Get the african engineering mug.A dialect of English utilizing esoteric and pedantic words to describe mundane and rudimentary occurrences. Typically, the use of High English is employed subconsciously as an attempt to conceal inadequacies and impress peoples that are sexually attractive.
Two friends are chatting with each other.
John: How was the test this morning?
David: It went pretty well, I mean, like, it wasn't the hardest thing ever.
(Governess, a beautiful girl with perfect eyes, enters the scene and David begins using High English)
John: Hello Governess.
Governess: How was the test for you guys?
David: Well, I was rather perplexed by the absence of questions pertaining to book. Fortunately, we had studied all the relevant material in a previous semester.
Governess: Really? I thought it was hard.
David: Pshaw, I am confident you performed adequately.
John: How was the test this morning?
David: It went pretty well, I mean, like, it wasn't the hardest thing ever.
(Governess, a beautiful girl with perfect eyes, enters the scene and David begins using High English)
John: Hello Governess.
Governess: How was the test for you guys?
David: Well, I was rather perplexed by the absence of questions pertaining to book. Fortunately, we had studied all the relevant material in a previous semester.
Governess: Really? I thought it was hard.
David: Pshaw, I am confident you performed adequately.
by BioTeaParty December 30, 2011
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