egner

derogatory term for edgar de peru...

ye... he's cool... i guess

by bob May 14, 2004

elmerson

A boy so busy with his instrument he fingers his guitar better than his girl.

Girl 1: I came to his room naked and he just continued playing his guitar!

Girl 2: omg gurl. That's totally elmerson!

by antonhunkiehunk April 26, 2017

Emeri

Aleksandr’s girlfriend.

emeri is the best gal

by gegiode May 5, 2018

emergencig

A ciggarette related emergency. This is different for eveyone, and is completely dependent on one's smoking habit. An emergencig can range from having one more ciggarette left to having one more pack left.

Yo man, we have an emergencig on our hands, lets head down to the bodega and scoop up some stoggies!

by Dmitry K. June 24, 2007

Loathsome Elmer

Another person is tonguing a man’s taint, while fisting his asshole, but jerking him off with the other hand...all at the same time.

She’s gave me the best Loathsome Elmer I’ve ever had.

by Terrible Jerry March 11, 2021

ham and egger

An agricultural term used to describe a livestock facility in which pigs (porcus fattae) and chickens (poultus eggae) are raised in close quarters, often resulting in symbiosis between the two animal species.

"much to his consternation, farmer boggs awoke at the crack of dawn for the fifth consecutive morning to a cacophone of cocks' crows and fevered oinking."

by valid id twin November 9, 2003

Emer

AKA the ovary buster

1st dude - holy shit dude, she blacked out on me last night
2nd dude - aha your finnaly an emer

by WUSSGOODBITCHass August 3, 2009