mother's ear

the ability of a mother to hear what her children are up to even when they are very quiet about it and are in the next room.

Of course, I can hear you, I have mother's ear. Also see husband's ear.

by Una Malachica February 13, 2008

Ear Nut

The pleasuring feeling you get when you clean your ears.

Dude, I cleaned my ears out last night and I ear nutted

by Thicc chicc October 3, 2017

Ear Heroin

1. what one would call an especially sublime song or band
2. any sound or music that results in one's feeling good
3. a statement or compliment that lifts one's spirits

"Have you heard the new Feist album? It's pure, uncut Ear Heroin!"

by ingloriousone May 25, 2010

bitch ear

A medical condition formally known as "Auris Bitcheas." This malady strikes tens of thousands of American males every year, and is caused by the unholy sonic reverberations of the upper registers of the female voice on a cell phone.

Auris Bitcheas is particularly dangerous in a dating relationship, as the male ear is subjected to hundreds of hours of continuous whining by his girlfriend via cell phone.

"Hey man, could you turn the TV down? I have MAJOR bitch ear from talking to my gf last night."

by Sir E. P. D. February 5, 2008

Ear Sex

Nibbling on someones earlobe for a sexual reason.. like making out with someone and going kissing neck to biting ear lobe.

"whats ear sex?"
"this" attacks and nibbles ear lobe.

by Mimi Chicka May 22, 2006

pigs ear

australian rhyming slang for a beer.

"oi johnno ,grab us a pigs ear when you get me a dogs eye with dead horse".

translated - hey john, can you please get me a beer ,when you get my meat pie with sauce.

by wackyv8 June 11, 2008

jew ear

When an affected ear has become accustomed to only hear the sound of gold falling.

I can't hear anything out of my left ear except the gold coins in my wallet, looks I've caught some jew ear.

by reactiv August 9, 2009