ear blood

something that makes your ears bleed

this song is “ear blood”

by abby.r1234 May 4, 2018

Ear Rape

Non-consensual, nonreciprocal verbal penetration of the ear canals causing damage to the psyche which may or may not result in the germination of an ear fetus. PC version: Auditory Despoilment

Roberto cornered me by the urinal and started talking to me about his gun collection; before I knew it I had been repeatedly and brutally ear raped.

by kr80 December 19, 2018

headphone ear

When you wear your headphones for too long and your ears start to hurt.

You: Hey dude, I got headphone ear like 5 times last night!
Friend: That sucks!

by Goder555 September 14, 2018

ear hook

Pronounced "err hook" as in the St. Louis regional dialect. Meaning is equivalent to eavesdropping with an added level of removal. Used primarily by African-American females when discussing social distrust.

"Girl u know u err hookin' when u done listened to ma conversation and still got it wrong!"

by blazn April 14, 2004

bitch ear

A medical condition formally known as "Auris Bitcheas." This malady strikes tens of thousands of American males every year, and is caused by the unholy sonic reverberations of the upper registers of the female voice on a cell phone.

Auris Bitcheas is particularly dangerous in a dating relationship, as the male ear is subjected to hundreds of hours of continuous whining by his girlfriend via cell phone.

"Hey man, could you turn the TV down? I have MAJOR bitch ear from talking to my gf last night."

by Sir E. P. D. February 5, 2008

Ear Sex

Nibbling on someones earlobe for a sexual reason.. like making out with someone and going kissing neck to biting ear lobe.

"whats ear sex?"
"this" attacks and nibbles ear lobe.

by Mimi Chicka May 22, 2006

pigs ear

australian rhyming slang for a beer.

"oi johnno ,grab us a pigs ear when you get me a dogs eye with dead horse".

translated - hey john, can you please get me a beer ,when you get my meat pie with sauce.

by wackyv8 June 11, 2008