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Flat-Cap Driver

Flat-Cap Driver refers to men of a certain age, 65+ out in their cars, usually on a Sunday afternoon but can be anytime really, who drive far slower than the road allows
Driving down the Motorway Maz and Giz encounter a slow car:

Maz (speaking out load to self): Hmm, come on it's not even Sunday, you're on a Motorway pick up some speed, you'll cause an accident driving this slow!!

Giz: Well what do you expect? Look you can see the driver, he's a flat-cap Driver, just overtake - can I poke my tongue out at him as we pass by?
by maz&giz March 8, 2010
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the truck driver

When railing a broad doggy-style, your thumb is inserted into her anus, as you twist your hand back and forth, like steering a truck. Often used as a test for willingness for anal sex, sometimes resulting in the dolphin
I gave Colleen the truck driver last night to see if she was down for some backdoor, but i got the dolphin.
by Killa Money Hacksaw Juggalo January 16, 2009
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Chinese Bus Driver

The act of dipping your dick in soy sauce and then a chick rides your dick while you rub her shoulders like your driving
Dude I was watching porn last night and this chick got a 20 minute Chinese Bus Driver then he gave hernosey till she came and it looked like he had motor oil all over his nose!
by 2269 September 17, 2010
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Uber Driver

they are sometimes cool calm and chill other times they may have their bad days and they'll freak the f*** out of you and they will come to you and talk about there B.S.
that Uber Driver was such a freak! : that Uber driver was cool!
by Purplefizz4 March 4, 2017
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bus driver

Excellent name to use when you are 1337 at an online game. Especially if you're into online games for the sense of power, not like me when I just want to have fun.
They call me the bus driver, because I'm here to take you to school!
by Elitist January 19, 2004
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Pennsylvania Driver

One who has no real talent at driving and basically honks at you for actually knowing how to drive. In fact there are a few things that are quite distinct about Pennsylvania drivers, especially those from Philadelphia...
1. Red means Go
2. Green means stop
3. No parking means double parking
4. 25 mph means 15 mph
5. They actually wait for a bus instead of passing a bus
6. They honk if you stop at a stop sign
7. Pedestrians become targets
8. Do not stop at stop
9. They have no regard for street signs
10. They hate on Jersey drivers because they actually have skill
You know you are witnessing a Pennsylvania driver if there is a no parking sign, the typical PA driver will double park their car there, making it so you cannot leave your spot.
by bragacutie October 18, 2008
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Reverse Pile Driver

A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is facing away from the receiver.
They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.
by bjmike April 28, 2010
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