Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.

My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.

by beaner master98 September 08, 2016

Dong Nugget

A Dong Nugget is someone with a bad attitude or personality.

Joey is a real dong nugget sometimes.

by Princessawesome22 December 11, 2015

Dong Whiskers

Another name for male pubic hair.

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"I need to trim my dong whiskers before my date tonight"

by Miguele Ghee July 20, 2017

dong flap

A large amount of flab that covers the groin area.

I'm so fat... I even have a dong flap!

by FartVadR February 27, 2017

Dong Dungeon

A slang word for pussy

DJ Thrust his dong in Keke's Dong dungeon

by DJ Davies July 27, 2014

Dong-crete

Dried and hardened semen.

After a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

by fishless12 March 01, 2016

Mummy dong

A churro with no filling

I put that mummy dong in my mouth because I like the taste.

by Dongster January 17, 2013