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deet/do/dot/do/deet/do 

getting an STD from a one night stand with someone 50+
"Dude! Last night i got a deet/do/dot/do/deet/do with my mom!!"
When you're instant messaging someone and there's no conversation going anywhere, so you just send dots back and forth until a conversation picks up.
Chris: ...

Samantha: ...

Chris: ......

Samantha: we can dot war all night dude....
dot war by NotWithStupid June 4, 2009

tripple-dub dot 

a quick way of saying "www."
pete: just visit tripple-dub dot bringvictory dot com
karen: it better not rickroll me.

dot com dater 

Someone who only dates people they meet on dating websites.
Joe: Introduce me to your coworker.

Mike: It's a waste of time. She's a dot com dater.
dot com dater by 2014_chiguy May 24, 2014

Dot-Taunting 

Origin - Social Media jargon in association to messenger apps, including but not limited to, Facebook.

1.) Verb - The conscious act of starting to type then stopping to induce a reaction (typically negative & emotional) from the receiving party;

2.) Verb - The intentional act of intentionally typing, deleting, and re-typing (usually nonsense) and lastly suddenly logging off without sending any message for the sheer satisfaction of knowing that the other person is an avid dot watcher resulting in an unfavorable emotional response in the receiving party, in which their own anxiety/panic level starts rising with each key stroke at the endless possibilities of the unknown;

3.) Verb - that moment when you suddenly realize that you are either being fucked around with by some maniacal bitch who knows that you obsessively dot watching, or that same person sending the message is so pissed off that you are scared to read the book that is being written.

Please see Dot watch
Example, "So after we went out on our first date, we started messaging about strange sexual fantasies, and that is when I realuzed that I was a victim of Dot-Taunting for over an hour! I guess she really wasn't into me, bro."
Dot-Taunting by .~TheVelvetHammer October 26, 2015

dot flog 

Where you stand in front of a mirror and masturbate while getting turned on by your anus
I'm going to go home and dot flog like pdog teached me!!!!
dot flog by Pirateeddy October 4, 2016