Don’t txt

I’m busy, probably doing something more fun than you. Won’t be on my phone, so don’t text me.

“In Miami, don’t txt”
“On my yacht, don’t txt”

by Guccigangfortnite May 6, 2019

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

don shitty

Another word for “Hippie” or Any backpacker unt who drives & sleeps in an old scabby van. They look forward to saying the phrase namaste, & willingly accept other “Don Shittys” they also love dream catchers, crystals & Not wearing shoes.

Mike and Ben went to Byron bay for the weekend, “wow”, Ben remarked “I’ve never seen so many Don Shittys in my life” Mike replied, “reminds me of Nimbin a lot”

by Don Shitty Hater October 5, 2020

Don't cap my ass

Please don't shoot me

Guy 1's Partner: "Aman you're mysoginistic"
Aman: "Imma pop a cap in your ass"
Guy 1: "Aman, please don't cap my ass"

by mk41 March 15, 2021

Don julio

3 fingers in the the stink with none in the pink double safety.

I got Don Julio’d last night! So you had too much tequila? No! I got 3 in the stink but he used a double safety. Lol

by TyroneChilifoot May 31, 2021

don’t buy the mug

urban dictionary always seems to want you to buy a mug

who actually buys it ?

“i bought an urban dictionary mug with the word Watermelon Sugar on it”

just don’t buy the mug

by tubbolive September 3, 2021

don't fuck with this senator

NANOMACHINES, SON

*jack getting kicked in the balls*
Armstrong: DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

by PikaboyMOD February 17, 2022