Deposit

Polite way of saying shit, poo, a stool.

Abby is making a deposit in the bathroom.

by muonic February 10, 2010

Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome

1. When the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.

Joe: "I beat off with birthday cake frosting... I hated myself and wanted to die..."

Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."

by mbarfiel February 4, 2010

Johnny Depp

One of the greatest actors of his generation, though in my opinion, THE greatest actor working today. The sheer acting ability of the man is amazing, but he is also very intelligent in his roles, is not afraid to go with his instincts or roles HE wants to portray, and has never (and would never) resort to relying on his appearance.

Five reasons he's the best
1. He's intelligent.
2. He's interesting.
3. He's very laid back and acts like a regular guy.
4. His roles are insanely diverse, and he's fantastic in every one of them.
5. He loves what he does.

Now that we've got the professionalism out of the way, Johnny Depp is also one of the most fuckable guys on the planet, and his creation of Jack Sparrow has deemed him forever a Sex God. He is sex on toast, but he's also a brilliant actor, an interesting person, and just really *nice*. If you've only seen PotC, watch his other films.

I want to sleep with Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp looks better in eyeliner than I do!

by glitterfaerie October 21, 2004

depakote

A seizure medication that is also used to treat bipolar disorder. It's hell on your liver, which you must get checked regularly via blood test and common side effects include having no energy/sleeping too much, hair loss and weight gain.

"I might look like shit, but I never felt better, all thanks to depakote."

by SumLette February 18, 2010

depoop

Verb. To remove a prawn's digestive system during the shell peeling process.

A prawn (or shrimp) will normally shit itself when it realises it has just been thrown into boiling water or on a barbecue. Therefore after the prawn is cooked, and you peel off the shell, you will find a string of black stuff running down its back. This can be easily removed by digging the index finger in just behind its head, grabbing the black string-like thing and pulling down towards the tail. This is commonly known as "depooping".

Hey, did you depoop this prawn? I see black stuff !!

by doc brown June 28, 2007

cuddle deprived

One who has not been cuddled in too long to remember. A person who longs to be snuggled and cuddled. Someone who is missing cuddling. A person who had someone to cuddle and now is alone and cuddled deprived.

I am so cuddle deprived. Being cuddle deprived is just the worst ever. One look, and she knew, she would never be cuddle deprived ever again. It is no fun to lay in bed cuddle deprived. The remedy for being cuddle deprived is finding a person to snuggle. Spooning a way to overcome being cuddle deprived. That Hoe was snuggling because she was so friggin cuddle deprived.

by Miss Gayle Part Hart December 6, 2011

Depression

a feeling of the world turning its back against you. No one to turn to but the bottle of alcohol to your left and the crackpipe to your right. Getting into your car and driving at 100 m/hr with nothing to fear but living another day in misery. Why wont it end. why?

i dont feel like going outside today depression just seems to follow me

by Shundelle April 1, 2008