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cultomoticesticobob

spongebob's brother
I would like to see cultomoticesticobob
by FingerGirl June 10, 2021
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Cuntobster

Noun-A parasite found on the pubes of cunty women that like to fuck everything in sight. Mostly found on Karen’s. They will try to dictate what you’re doing wrong and want to speak to the manager. Larger than crabs but just as itchy and annoying
Tricia-OMG Arvin you’re scratching a lot down there.
Arvin- My dick hasn’t worked right since fucking Karen and it’s always looking at me like I’m the manager. I think she gave me cuntobsters.
by XxtwoodxX June 16, 2021
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Clustomer

A misguided customer by their actions or by any part of an action that they are responsible for, that has caused an enormous, near indescribable mess of mass proportions, which, as of now, best describes them.
Oh man! I was dealing with this Clustomer today that must have had their head on backward.

I am not sure how long it will take to clean-up the mess that they made or undo the things that they did. It would easier to just start over but we have already spent 3 days trying to explain that they are doing it wrong
by >turn-about-intruder< August 11, 2021
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Crustosexuality

The state of being sexually attracted to the crust of bread, pizza or anything else that might have a crust.
That crust really turned me on, I must have "crustosexuality"
by Sellika September 30, 2021
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Cuntoku

The person who controls the action in a threesome. A Portmanteau of the Japanese word manager and the English word cunt.
Man, last night you were a real Scorsese, a real cuntoku
by Japmuck November 22, 2021
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Cuntonese

Not to be confused with cunnilingus, cuntonese is just when someone speaks in the language of the cunts...
"This person is dickhead speaks in cuntonese"
by TheGucchaiKid December 1, 2021
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Cumtongulinary

A tongue that makes you cum
A person who specializes in making one cum with tongue
Even though he lacked in the pants his cumtongulinary skills was so satisfying.
by TABOO January 12, 2022
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