Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.

Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*

by Nard Master February 27, 2017

willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.

Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!

by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016

crystal myth

A drug dat makes you stupid enough to have faith in a charlatan with a glass sphere.

Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

Crystalism

A religion where one joins CrystalCove and builds up the town.

Wow I am so happy now that I left Moonshine and started my path of Crystalism! Thx Toxic!

by iToxic9 July 30, 2019

Crystal Brook

Crystal Brook is a town in South Australia.

Crystal Brook

by Koalasan February 28, 2012

Crystal Atkin

A girl who has the beauty of an angel but the voice of a dying seal

Crystal Atkin vera teqred

by asianhead2230 April 16, 2020

Crystal

Crystal just likes to forget everything bad she’s ever done and throws a tantrum when the love of her life does one bad thing, she is very dishonest, unloyal, and disrespectful. She lacks knowledge and acts like she’s above everyone just because she’s one year older. Horrible bitch.

People either hate or hate crystal.

by Monstermunchxxxx October 31, 2022