Crotch Nostril

Another word for vagina.

"I had her crotch nostril dripping like a water tap by the time I was done"

by #1fagit October 6, 2013

Crotch-counting

Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.

Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)

by Guywithafriendwhocrotch-counts March 1, 2011

crotch glow

The act of holding one's cell phone low in your lap as to conceal your actions, all the while illuminating yourself from below.

I was trying to have a conversation with Johanna, but she was playing with her phone and giving me a lot of crotch glow.

by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011

snot crotch

When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.

I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.

by Clamidosaurus October 2, 2011

crotch clipper

Bodysuit. Adult onesie

Becky asked Marcus, “do you like my crotch clipper I’m wearing?”

by Christanka October 16, 2019

Crotch blotch

The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.

“Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”

by HaGumby April 30, 2022

cream of the crotch

a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !

after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!

i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!

cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !

by michael foolsley March 17, 2022