Creeper Jumped

It is when a creeper confronts you when you are in a situation that makes you vulnerable to a creeper attack .

A girl is tying her shoes, and an old fugly creeper comes up to her and talks about all the times that he saw her at the gym and wants her number.

After the confrontation, she goes to her friend to tell her the story and says "omg, I was totally creeper jumped today"

by kirby05 April 22, 2009

horny creep

Roaming around the town late at night in hopes of picking up girls.

K: we're goin out on a horny creep, u want in?
B: sure, I'll get ma b00ts

by Urby Ambcock December 12, 2008

Creepdar

Much like Gaydar, it is one's ability to sense that the person you have currently are engaging in conversation is a creeper.

I walked into the store, and the Mouthbreathing neckbeard who greeted me immediately set off my Creepdar.

by CarolynCosplay August 2, 2011

Chocolate Creampie

When you jizz in someone's anal sphincter

One time when I was drunk, my girlfriend begged for a chocolate creampie. She Loved it.

by Cactus Creampie March 13, 2015

Creemee

Something only Vermonters know because everyone else is retarded.

Its amazing.

I don't feel like telling you guys so...

Look.
It.
Up.

Creemee

by VermonterBITCH. January 18, 2011

Robertson's Creeper

A Robertson's Creeper is when a man shits in a log shape above a woman's chest, by her neck while she is sleeping. She then wakes up and the man feeds the woman his shit in a hot dog bun. She then burps the smell of his shit back into his face.

Dude, last night was fucking crazy. I gave Laura a Robertson's Creeper but the smell of my shit almost made me puke on that fine ass.

by J-Money Chenevey December 13, 2007

creeper MCcreeperson

The creepiest of all creeps! These ppl are generally male and tend to think talking to girls about how much they drink is a good thing. It can also be, but very rarely related to a girl who seems unable to close her legs.

He was such a creeper MCcreeperson, he thought I wanted to know he gets drunk off 2 beers.

by creepy MCcreeperson October 21, 2008