commentread

When programming, one inserts comments that explain what it does, (s)he then submits it to a forum or website and gives an explanation of what the code does and how it does it.

This is an MVC system commentread.

by Zertee August 13, 2008

commentversation

The completely normal conversation one has talking only in comments on some sort of social networking site. often results in a success at angering others who may have "liked" or commented previously on a status, or who happen to be in that picture, embarrassment at failed flirting attempts, or sometimes even a loss of major cool points

Dude, i had a huge commentversation with that chick i met at the bar last night on facebook... Now my friends are all mad at me for the 50 notifications they woke up to!

by untraceablepseudonym April 6, 2010

Commentsate

When you have a conversation on facebook throuqh comments on a picture or status

DONT COMMENTSATE ON MY STATUS THATS ANNOYING

by lelebebee4547 July 26, 2010

Commentitis

The obsessive nature of checking your status postings on Facebook for comments every time a computer/smartphone is near. Lack of comments usually leads to more status updates, "Status Frenzy".

Only two comments on my status?!, Ohhh my commentitis is flaring up again

by Karrg0 November 28, 2010

commentsation

What you call a lot of comments on a post, such as Facebook, between 2-3 people that reads more like a IM conversation; Can slowly change into a topic not related to the post.

Bob Posted: Going to the mall later to buy Kill Zone 3 from GameStop.

Tom: Nice!
Jim: The 3rd one i heard is way better then the 2nd one.

Tom: Really, what's the difference?
Bob: The 2nd ones controls are really heavy and they over did the motion blur.

Jim: Yeah, they really fixed it up. Hey Tom did you barrow Dead Space from me?
Tom: Yeah why?
Jim: I need it back, i am going to trade it in for D.S. 2.
Tom: ok, when can i give it back to you?
Jim: I am in Bld. 10 tomorrow at BCC.
Tom: Can't, i don't have class tomorrow.
Jim: Alright, how about the next day?
Tom: Yeah i can do that. Bld. 10?
Jim: Yes Bld. 10

or: Hey did you see Janes "commentsation" with Brooke.
Yeah, they over took the whole post i put up.

by rocker409 March 3, 2011

Commentatition

A competition between 2 or more people to have the most liked comment on someone else's status.

Bill and Fredrick had a commentatition on Jorge's facebook status, and Bill won with 12 likes.

by Straightuphoss August 2, 2011

Commentmaphobe

The fear of leaving Facebook comments for several reasons

-You have the shitty iPhone Facebook app which regularly posts comments under different pictures

-You know someone with 3,000 friends, and if you leave a comment, you will be alerted all damn day of other peoples "Likes" and "Comments"

-You have location services enabled, you told your girlfriend you were at work, and you don't want her to see you are in a different county

"Dude, why did you say 'I'd like to tear into that' on my Mothers picture?"

"Because you posted a picture of a filet mignon, i made that comment under it, and my shitty iPhone app assigned it to a different picture. That's why i'm a Commentmaphobe"

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"Wow, you are a popular guy. Your phone is buzzing all night"

"No, i made a comment on a super popular girls picture and my phone has been blowing up all day with alerts from people i don't know. It's enough to make me a Commentmaphobe."

by BLAKERNCON November 27, 2011