shoot clumps

Natural accurance among females on their period.

Clump(ing)(s) - occurs when blood clots together or ''balls up'' with other semi dried blood while flowing through the vaginal canal. Thus producing chucky wet pieces upon exiting the vagina.

Shoot(ing)(s) - occurs when quick contractions of lower torso muscles; lower abs, lower back, butt; etc...

examples - coughing, laughing, gasping

Best times to shoot clumps - 1-2 days after first flow may differ from girl to girl and flows

"Don't make me laugh or i'll shoot clumps!!!"

"I'll make you shoot clumps!!!" toward a female on her period / monthly cycle by making her laugh or cough.

by George Gunther Glass November 12, 2010

Columbus

The state capital and largest city of Ohio. A small-to-medium sized city and 16th largest in the U.S., with about 700,000 in the city and another million in the metro area. It will NEVER have the profile of New York, Phily, Boston, San Fran, Chicago or L.A. but is more comparible to its peer cities of Indianapolis, Louisville or Kansas City. It's a nice college town with plenty of bars, but keeps a very low profile. It is known for nothing except for Ohio State University football. OSU is the single-largest university in the country by student body. Columbus is a progressive metropolis however with a generally young, educated population, where jobs in high-tech industries are growing rapidly. All in all, Columbus is a nice city to live in with several hip neighborhoods.

I wouldn't mind living in a city like Columbus, but would never live there because I hate Ohio.

by [e-mail] December 31, 2007

Columbus Cherry Fondue

When a male biped defecates upon the mammary glands of a female biped of the same species. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum and testicles into the fresh feces . The male biped then continues to place his feces covered scrotum and testicles into the females oral cavity forcing her to masticate upon the fresh testicles and feces.

Dude, my girlfriend got really mad at me during sex last night and she started yelling at me. She told me to Columbus Cherry Fondue her. I didn't know what that meant so I just took a shit on her chest, dipped my balls in it and then made her suck on them. That shut her up.

by buckylarson69 September 25, 2011

columbus day

The day that began the 300+ year genocide of Native Americans. A sad day for us.

40,000,000 Native Americans were killed from the 1500's to the mid 1900's.

by Ihsahn November 20, 2004

Columbian motor boat

The act of putting coffee in the cleavage of a women boobs then proceeding to motorboat the women's boobs while Injoying the sweet aroma of the Columbian coffee beans

Wow that guy just Columbian motor boated that chick

by Jonboy1070 December 1, 2011

Columbian white Christmas

When you blow a few grams to an ounce of cocaine into a woman's anus and proceed to have anal sex with her.

El Chapo enjoys having Columbian white Christmases with only the most high end prostitutes.

by Rew fergelle March 18, 2016

Columbo

When a male pretends that he has blown his load (can be by spitting on partners back if in doggie style) then when said partner thinks sex acts are complete, the male says... "One more thing" and blows his load over his partner.

Samantha thought they were done for the night and turned the light off, but Nick gave her a Columbo in the dark.

by Ramahunty April 28, 2016