Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.

Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red

by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010

chimping

Considered a sexual act.. When partners begin deficating in their own hands and then throw fecal matter at each other.. (Similar to the acts of a chimpanzee)

so much better chimping out then in your own home

by Flipinphilly June 26, 2015

Chimped

The act of losing anything against a chimp human. Usually 70+year olds and handicapped people are ones that lose. If anything but those categories and you lose to a chimp, you should probably rethink your life and where you went wrong.

"Oh my god..i just lost to a chimp..how can i live any longer?" *gun shot*

"You just got chimped!"

by magigs October 9, 2008

chimp

all of the above but with a tiny bottom lip beard, big hair and usually a cap

he looks a proper chimp

by a pseudonym April 29, 2004

chimped out

When your psychiatrist has you on such an exotic blend of medications, that you begin to wonder if you are the the half-way mark between animal testing and human trials.

My Doc has me chimped out on so many medications that I have no idea what they are for.

by Schmebar June 3, 2018

Chimp

see ferien

by HL October 14, 2003

Chimpage

The smelling of ones own seeped smegma causing one to make a face like teh Internet clip where the Chimp fingers his arse, smells the finger then faints of the tree branch.

I had major chimpage last, balls were smelling to high heaven.

by Paulo Maldini July 1, 2004