crapped-out

The act of forcing or sneakily releasing a fart that results in the inadvertant liberation of shit into one's pants. In crap-out situations, the crapper-outer is usually fully aware of the stakes prior to farting, and takes his/her chances anyway...a complete "separation" of the fart from the shit has never actually been realized.

Get me home stat, I just crapped-out.

by thunderc October 8, 2006

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Clappers

1. Dialect of the Cowley mandem

2.The art of doing something quickly such as 'clapping' a drink as its presence before being consumed, is tantamount to the time it takes for one to clap their hands

3.the art of showing approval for something such as the female race or chams

she's a clappers
you know that fat chams i cooked yesterday, that was a clappers boy

by smokykateatslivezebra December 9, 2013

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handi-capped

v. (past tense) to shoot a person who is disabled

I couldn't take it any more... Timmay just refused to shut up, so I handi-capped his ass.

by havwingswillfly July 12, 2010

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ass clapper

stupid white girl; especially skanks and hoes that like to take it up the butt, as they do they clap and scream for joy they also have jiggly arms and thighs that are also used to clap fuck.

Yo man your girlfriend is an ass clapper.... last night the people next door thought we were having a party because of all the clapping

by assmaniac July 26, 2010

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chappedDiCk

Comes from the anglosaxon word meaning dry penis. 1) when your penis gets cracked and dry related to lack of lube during intercourse. 2) When your penis becomes dry and cracked related to ineffective homecare resulting in skin infection.

As in:
Think dirty Lucy when we fuck, you give my pepe ChappedDICK when you get dry"

by Professor candi February 4, 2005

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