Choose Up

For women to be under the tutelage of a pimp. She is required to pay a choosing fee.

Choose up or loose me

by Mr.GoldMind June 21, 2017

choobes

A Christian person's boobs. Usually referred to women. See also Joobs (a Jewish person's boobs)

Damn! That chick has such fine choobes I'd think she was sent by Jesus himself!

by Jason Mit January 22, 2008

choompunik

Noun. A covered BJ technique claimed to be developed by a prostitute and taught to her colleagues whereby the condom is placed inside her mouth and unrolled while doing a BJ. An unsuspecting newbie john will think that he is getting an uncovered BJ.

Verb. To perform a choompunik.

Happy john: Dude, I got a super wicked gnarly BJ from Niki last night.

Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?

Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!

by choompu October 20, 2008

choompunik

Noun. A live-in prostitute; a whore who provides sexual service in exchange for financial support, legitimacy, protection from law enforcement, some of the above, or all of the above. The state of having a live-in prostitute.

Verb. To acquire the service of a choompunik. To enjoy the benefits of a having a choompunik.

Happy john: Dude, I choompunikked a choompunik. I be choompunikking everyday, dude, I be so choompunikked.

Jealous john: Dude. . .

by All Choomped Out October 21, 2008

Choochita

Choochita is a word of affection of Osorean origin. The word is used mainly between very intimate lovers and used to convey deep, meaningful love between them, it is not used lightly.

-Christine, choochita, I love you!

by C.S.O October 21, 2010

CHOOODE!

A word you scream when you see someone who is an intense chode..a time when the simple word "chode" doesn't suffice. It is also the name of the boner slinging dougie master! Also known as the "Head Chode" in the C Squad.

Cheryl: Hey look there's that guy from homecoming!

Teresa: CHOOODE!

by CSQUAD4LYFENAGGER January 19, 2011

Chooksie

A term created by a great Trinidadian philosopher. An alternative word for the term "sex" or sexual intercourse.

I'm feeling for chooksie (sex).

by H.Diff December 5, 2011