chode

it's a peice of shit that is larger than a dingleberry yet smaller than a turd

I flushed and a chode floated back up

by Carl Jenkins June 29, 2003

The Chode

A guy who closes closets with tape measures instead of actually doing work. They also have a strange resemblance to Millhouse on the Simpsons.

Metzler wasted time all day. He's a real the chode.

by Steak_N_Shake May 4, 2021

chode

a chode is nothing but a slang term for any penis.

that fucking slut douchebag huffed my chode like a side show sword swallower.

by christonacrutch October 24, 2004

Chode

The verb form of "choding." Witch is when a guy who has a chode is masturbating.

He had to chode(verb) because his chode(noun) needed pleasure.

by Jason C.. February 4, 2003

chode

Another taste word for nacho or taint.

The gental giant found cheese growing from his chode.

by Chogi Punga January 27, 2005

chode

1)A penis whose diameter is greater than it's length. In other words, it is just a really wide dick.

2) Any person who is really fat, gross and useless.

Examples
a "Dude! That kids chode id so wide he can't even masturbate because he can't get a good grip.

b This one guy does something really gay and retarded, thus making him a chode

by Chodeboy January 18, 2007

Chode

A. A term for a funny looking male reproduction part. Usually very short and fat.

B. A term for anyone named Emma

A. Girl 1: Omg I pulled his pants down and he had a micro Chode.

Girl 2: No way! The same thing happened to me a week ago with me and Jimmy!

B. Guy 1: Ugh did u see that new girl Emma?
Guy 2: Yea she's such a Chode.

by AssMaster42 December 31, 2015