Chode

A chode is when a dudes member is thicker than it is long.

So did you fuck that guy last night?
Na he couldn't get it in, the guys hung like agent chodey banks.
Ahhh right.. a devinchi chode.

by The Professor Of Life September 10, 2010

chode

past tense of chide

When I hauled out my my short, fat penis she chode me all night.

by doboy11 November 13, 2011

chode

a chode is nothing but a slang term for any penis.

that fucking slut douchebag huffed my chode like a side show sword swallower.

by christonacrutch October 24, 2004

chode

ch' o' de - short blone hair

I just went to the barber, do you like my chode

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

chode

Another taste word for nacho or taint.

The gental giant found cheese growing from his chode.

by Chogi Punga January 27, 2005

chode

1)A penis whose diameter is greater than it's length. In other words, it is just a really wide dick.

2) Any person who is really fat, gross and useless.

Examples
a "Dude! That kids chode id so wide he can't even masturbate because he can't get a good grip.

b This one guy does something really gay and retarded, thus making him a chode

by Chodeboy January 18, 2007

Chode

Chode is the fleshy patch where one's nutts used to be but not longer are. Like a dog from the vet. This should be the universal definition.

I hit him in the chode

by B.me88 December 10, 2015