bohemian crapsody

When shitting, no fewer than 3 musical pitches are achieved, preferably at harmonic intervals. The flatulent chord then resonates against the porcelain walls of the toilet.

"Mom, i made a bohemian crapsody can you help me wipe??"

by slugj3lag June 26, 2012

lords chips

Did he not tell you they were the lords chips....

The Lords Chips are holy in the way of a ninja masturbating in a corner but in Japanese shrine. Also may refer to a man who has grieved over the loss of his beloved left testicle.

by Peter's Dick Pencil December 1, 2016

Skimpy on the chips

A phrase meaning uncool, retarded,or lame. Created when choco chip ice cream had hardly any chips in it. Used when something is annoying you or someone is getting on your case.

"Dude, you're gettin' all skimpy on the chips on me." or "That's skimpy on the chips."

by Seany Fizz July 15, 2006

Crapsmear

Not to be confused with papsmear, a crapsmear is a smudge of turd left on the face of a shit eater. When executed properly, may result in a Dirty Sanchez.

Jenny exited the bedroom with crapsmears across her face.

by Captain Feceous May 26, 2003

Cherry Chips

When a male of female is preforming oral sex on a female while she is on her menstrual cycle and the blood from her vagina then gets on said male or female's face. Then the male of female lets the the blood dry. Then after the blood is dry, then peels the blood off their face and eats it like a chip.

cherry chips

by kprob November 9, 2011

bobbing for chips

Extreme red facial colour, caused by excessive excersise, booze or sex, resembilng that of a person who may have dipped his face into boiling oil to steal chips.

The lenghts fat people will go to get food.

Christ, look at his face, looks like he's been Bobbing for chips'

I'm so hungry, I could Bob for chips.

by Rob Hughes August 10, 2006

Piss n Chips

n. Vinegar flavored potato chips.

Hey man, would you like some vinegar chips?

No way, I don't eat piss n chips.

by jimmybuckets June 16, 2010