Community Fuck Couch

A coutch or fold-out bed downstairs or in a basement that has seen a lot of fucking from its owner as well as visitors.

I would rather pass out on a community fuck couch.

by ExFlip August 17, 2010

One man couch hockey

An alternative saying for jerking off

Hey before we go out tonight, I’m gonna play a little one man couch hockey in the dark

by Mikey33__ February 9, 2018

Social Justice Couch Potato

A Social Justice Couch Potato (SJCP) is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW) that does absolutely nothing about the social injustices they dislike. Most SJW's are actually SJCP's.

"I'm such an Social Justice Warrior."
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "

by Social Justice Couch Potato July 27, 2020

Check Between the Couch

Literally every single father's response when you lose the TV remote.

Child: "Dad, I don't know where the remote is."
Father: "Check between the couch."

by SupaGamer2017 November 23, 2022

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'

Google: Why is there a...
Google Suggestions: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

by TeenRAGER July 26, 2016

couchin

chillin on yo couch, usually for large amounts of time doing nothing at all

- what are you doing?
- couchin
- u bum

by jpick22 January 1, 2007

couch fucker

the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.

Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!

by diksenormous May 26, 2006