Used condom

Plastic that has already been used on your schlong

I gave my sister a used condom abd she found sus mayonnaise in it

by Chinese goverment May 4, 2021

vermont condom

going in unprotected, not pulling out when you bust your nut, then praying you're not going to be a daddy

we didnt have any rubbers so we used the vermont condom. hope someone upstairs looks out for me!

by Almost a Daddy July 22, 2008

Broken Condom Style

The have very aggressive sex. Also is sometimes used for any act which is done aggressively or carelessly.

Wow, that's loud! Yeah, the neighbors must be doing it broken condom style again.

by HeybuddyKilledMe August 9, 2012

hand condom

Rubber Glove, like those used by doctors.

She was so disgusted by Ben's penis she had to use a hand condom while giving him a hand job

by bgjacman May 23, 2008

Lawn Condom

n- The somewhat vulgar looking remains of the inflatable holiday decorations that have gone unplugged, sprung a leak, or otherwise left unattended in the elements, that lay on a front yard

"Man, that house must have a lot of kids"
"why do you say that?"
"must have 15 lawn condoms that they've not turned on yet tonight"

by Gsots December 24, 2008

Amish Condom

Constructing your own prophylactic using the intestines of some farm animal (usually a pig) to keep you from becoming a baby daddy.

I was out of rubbers, but luckily had just butchered a pig so fashioned myself an Amish Condom.

by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2010

body condom

a poncho to protect you from the rain

body condoms keep you dry.

by brianthetrumpeteer October 2, 2005