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Colossal Cock Chaos

He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.
KTR: dude I think Colossal Cock Chaos is coming to my house
Tuna: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
KTR: 😥

Colorado 

Colorado is the 38th state which joined the union in 1876 and is the eighth largest state in America. Colorado has arid deserts, river canyons and snow covered mountains. Colorado 's flower symbol is the Rocky Mountain Columbine. Colorado 's state capital is Denver,Denver is also famous for being close to the Rocky Mountains.
Kyle: Colorado is the best state in America.
Todd: No one gives a shit Kyle.
Kyle:Todd I was just saying my opinion you don't have to get so pissed off by it jeez...
Todd:Just shut up.
Colorado by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

color scream 

When you accidentally say color scream I stead of color scheme
Person1: I like that color scream it's got a lot of pinks and blues
Person2: did you just say color scream
color scream by Meme man the madlad December 21, 2020

colorful cocaine 

Either crushed up smarties or fundip powder. Healthier than real cocaine, right??
1: hey wyd?
2: I'm doing some colorful cocaine, how about you?
1: oh I do love colorful cocaine, I'm just chilling
3: what's colorful cocaine?
1 or/and 2: it's crushed up smarties/fundip powder you idiot
3: okay
colorful cocaine by AbiEgg February 19, 2021

colorblind

when you're unable to see certain colors
example: cotten is colorblind; what a nerd
colorblind by proxy !? April 8, 2021

colorawdog 

Getting railed raw in a hammock in Colorado (usually with nothing on but chacos)
1: "Dude, I got colorawdogged up at horsetooth last night"

2: "Bro, I broke a chaco strap colorawdogging"
colorawdog by Gamers69420 April 29, 2021

Colorado Oil Slick 

The persistent explosive diarrhea caused by having anal sex, followed by a blow job, and finished by passionate tongue fighting spreading all the anal goodness in one's mouth.
Hey, I have this buddy that called out from work the last week after he put 56 inches in this girl's ass and got an Colorado Oil Slick.