Colorguard

1. a semi-cult which no one outside of it understands, because they cannot handle the greatness of it

2. a group of girls, and occasionally a gay guy, who make marching band far more interesting by dancing and twirling flags, sabres, rifles, batons, and sometimes the odd prop or two

Person 1: I don't like marching band shows. They're so boring.

Person 2: No they're not! Look at the shiny flags and weapons.

by ehhhhh April 16, 2005

chlorzoxazone

Chlorzoxazone (klor-ZOX-a-zone) combination medicine is used to help relax certain muscles in your body and relieve the pain and discomfort caused by strains, sprains, or injuries. It also tends to relieve mental discomfort and is used for recreational purposes to take away pain, stress and depression. It's pretty fun stuff when taken in larger doses ESPECIALLY with alcohol.

BOB: I heard about your breakup....how'd you do last night?
TED: I took some chlorzoxazone before the party & I'd never felt better!

by Rick K. Jones November 27, 2006

Colorado

A state where the powder's almost as fresh as the pot and you can toke it up as you board down the mogules.

Hey i see snow, smoke, and bright green pot with preety colored crystals. I must be in Colorado.

by MADness05 April 7, 2005

Sterling, Colorado

A small boring town in the middle of nowhere, Northeastern Colorado, but its the biggest town for many miles around. The only reasons people come to Sterling is for the fair if they are rednecks, or Northeastern Junior College. NJC is the only place that there are African Americans in Sterling. The rest of the people are white and Mexican and emo poseurs. There is nothing to do except WalMart and the skate park, so most of the population parties all weekend and then goes to church on Sunday. It is a great place to make friends

"So where you from?"
"Sterling, Colorado."
"Where?"

by bright-eyes November 28, 2009

calorie queen

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.

I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.

by PMax April 13, 2008

University of Colorado

The University of Colorado has great academics & research. It is ranked the 11th best public school in the world. CU has the hottest girls anywhere. Academics are rivaled only by the parties. The Hill is where everybody lives and parties. Pearl Street has upscale shopping, bars, and street performers. Too many Californians come here and think they own the place. Everybody gets high. Yuppie-Hippies. World class skiing. EVERYBODY is white (except for a few asians). Denver kicks ass and is only 20 minutes away. Bums everywhere, Norlin 420! Sunny 300+ days a year, The Flatirons, GDI Liberals, Decent Greek System, Nitro

Are you going to the University of Colorado football game?

Maybe, after I pack another bowl.

by John Walter Wayland May 8, 2008

Colorgod

Someone who is soo good at Color Guard that they are 'godly'.

Scott Chandler molded Logon into the Colorgods of the West Coast...and the country.

by Sarah November 24, 2004