Chips and dips

A university / college alternative for ciggrates and booze

Where can i get some chips and dips in this area , fam?

by FRJHC May 5, 2018

Barbacue Chip

When a woman gives an old, blood, crusty tampon to a man so he can eat it.

Sue gave Jim her barbacue chips last nite and he ate it up.

by wordnerd123 June 20, 2009

chip tooth

messed up grill aka teeth

"look at that chiptooth fag"

by Cheryl September 25, 2003

Skimpy on the chips

A phrase meaning uncool, retarded,or lame. Created when choco chip ice cream had hardly any chips in it. Used when something is annoying you or someone is getting on your case.

"Dude, you're gettin' all skimpy on the chips on me." or "That's skimpy on the chips."

by Seany Fizz July 15, 2006

lords chips

Did he not tell you they were the lords chips....

The Lords Chips are holy in the way of a ninja masturbating in a corner but in Japanese shrine. Also may refer to a man who has grieved over the loss of his beloved left testicle.

by Peter's Dick Pencil December 1, 2016

chip eater

Common person, usually resident in one of the lesser-developed cities (such as Liverpool) and more specifically on a council estate (the UK’s version of “da projects”), who likes to eat chips for/with every meal. Typically they will wear extremely tacky looking gold jewellery and fake Burberry clothing. They have very little or no education, nor do they have any recognisable communication skills. They blow most of the government's generous scum-allowance on the day they receive it, on scratchcards and then in the pub, then subsist on Bensons and food from the chippy for the rest of the month. Consequently they are malnourished and have weeping sores on their faces. Generally criminal, and frankly unlikely to ever contribute anything to society. Since conscription is unlikely they aren't even good for absorbing bullets fired by johnny-foreigner, and so serve no purpose and should be ethnically clensed. They feel no remorse in procreating way beyond their financial means. Moreover, if they find themselves to some level of pecuniary advantage, they feel obliged to screw this up by dropping a sprog at the earliest opportunity.

Me: Hey! You sir! Why are you eating chips so early in the morning?
Chip Eater: Just got da fookin dole an' am from fookin Toxteth.

by Sean Adanby January 13, 2004

Cherry Chips

When a male of female is preforming oral sex on a female while she is on her menstrual cycle and the blood from her vagina then gets on said male or female's face. Then the male of female lets the the blood dry. Then after the blood is dry, then peels the blood off their face and eats it like a chip.

cherry chips

by kprob November 9, 2011