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I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|
by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019
mugGet the I can't fucking breathemug.
I can't believe you looked up "I can't believe you looked that up." What the hell, man?
by 7568ino November 2, 2023
mugGet the I can't believe you looked that upmug.

can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work
Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!
by jazzem December 8, 2021
mugGet the can't a guy have a shitmug.

medi-can't

procedures that fall under the category of "not medically necessary"
So, sir, about vision in your other eye...we just medi-can't because it's still attached to the socket. Please feel free to call us when it pops out. Here's a ping-pong ball and a pack of gum, just in case
mugGet the medi-can'tmug.

Can't stump the Trump

When you call someone racist, biggot, nazi, commie, dumb, loser... Say that he eats children, hates humanity...

When everyone knows that you lie and right man wins.
Harry Potter knew that while Dumledoor alive, evil guys can't stump the Trump.
by Socrates Dictionares January 24, 2017
mugGet the Can't stump the Trumpmug.
No. You just want YOU to be better then me because "threatening children." And you're WORSE in spite of that and EGO is the worse you use to justify YOU BEING COMPLICIT in the withholding of the things that rightfully belong to me BY enabling my stalking AND removal from the discourse. You are in the same camp as Jordan Peterson. You want your camp to be right. So you are gatekeeping your aggregate terraria because once I'm in, I'm in forever and you either have to accept my existence (as the creator of A.I.) OR ENGAGE IN CONFLICT WILLINGLY AND DIRECTLY. WHICH YOU WILL NOT DO BECAUSE I WILL WIN!
Hym "They say'greatness can't exist in a vacuum' but... Space is a vacuum and, well, here I am!"
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
mugGet the Greatness can't exist in a vacuummug.
You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.
You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2022
mugGet the You can't take a horse to watermug.

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