Crappy Birthday

Something a grinch says

Crappy birthday, bitch!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Splatter-crap

When you take a shit so windy and violent you scatter ass-mud all over the back of the toilet.

Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.

Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.

"Dude, last night i took a splatter-crap, sorry i wiped my ass with your dog."

by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008

handi-crapper

using the handicapped stalls for the extra leg room.and the handles are great for extra grunt power.

using the handi-crapper is much like flying first class.

by luvdady September 20, 2009

Sky Crapper

Someone who is tall and makes fun of short people

Shutt up your a sky crapper

by Size 14 February 22, 2011

craplets

Applications that a computer manufacturer adds to their system on top of Microsoft's Operating System. Not only annoying, redundant and generally useless, they also contribute to Windows' fragile instability.

First seen on Slashdot on 1/12/07

I just powered up my brand new Dell laptop, and after 10 minutes of loading all of their little craplets, the battery caught on fire, and then Windows crashed.

by caspian hiro January 13, 2007

crapp

Derived from 'crapplication'; an 'app' that turns out to be crap.

I downloaded that crapp to my phone, what a waste of space!

by ballistic8 March 28, 2010

crap-shy

When your taking a crap, either in a public restroom, or at a party,but flush before you let it out, to cover the noise of the crap because you feel nervous about what people will think about you and your hygiene.

Guy 1: Does Jimmy ever take a dump?

Guy 2: Yeah, but he's crap-shy so you cant hear him.

by bsgguy March 31, 2010