"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."
by yeuo0oy October 16, 2018
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"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
by burgturdlar January 30, 2019
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by Ya_boi_brady_martel_chief April 10, 2019
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by Strangeflavoredquark August 3, 2019
Get the Turd burglar mug.When you finish shitting and go to wash your hands, and then turn back around to flush, only to find that your turd has been stolen, leaving only skids and turd covered fingerprints
by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020
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The turd burglar has struck again
by Turglar December 6, 2020
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by The second cumming of Jesus December 19, 2020
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