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National Suck your boyfriends dick day 

You suck your boyfriends fuckin soul out
Its national suck your boyfriends dick day today, I have to suck his dick

BoyfriendBerry 

A mobile device paid for and given by a dude to his girlfriend. While the gift appears to be a gesture of thoughtfulness, it's actually a way for the dude keep tabs on his woman.
Chick: Yo, peep my new Blackberry! Papi bought it for me, cuz he <3s me.

Friend: Girl, you trippin'! You know he be GPS trackin' your ghetto ass, and reading the bill on that BoyfriendBerry to see who you be booty callin!
BoyfriendBerry by radiopaulie March 20, 2009

Boyfriendz FOREVER 

You know when your playing Call of duty, or other smash hit shooter, and your about to kill somebody from the opposing team... and out of the blue, BAM! some shit headed moron comes out of nowhere and kills yah like a giant snake! and gets the "Rescuer" award
Sam: HOLY SHIT! I WAS ABOUT TO GET ATTACK DOGS. when "gayfagnoobass231243's boyfriend, assfuckingcuntbreath2345 jumped down and knifed me!
Nick: Boyfriendz FOREVER, man.....

Sam (sarcastically): Man those guys are really cool.
Boyfriendz FOREVER by Shibblleeee January 16, 2011

Boyfriend Theory of Relativity 

Boyfriend Theory of Relativity is a PUA term where the PUA once confronted with his Targets admission that she has a Boyfriend must determine through questioning in a friendly and non devaluing way to the Boyfriend the relativity of the Boyfriend in the targets relationship.

The idea is to determine if a healthy Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship exists. The idea is to ask open ended questions allowing the target to give information concerning the relationship. The PUA can then determine if the relationship is in poor condition and that he can convey higher value thus attracting the interest of the target, or if the relationship is healthy and unassailable he should then move on to a new target.

It is natural for a woman to be reluctant to move out of one relationship unless there is hope of another relationship close at hand, and so this theory is designed to determine the health of a Boyfriend / Girlfriend relationship and work to displace the Boyfriend if the relationship is unhealthy.
Jennifer is hoot but said she has a boyfriend....I am going to use the Boyfriend Theory of Relativity on her to see if she is ready to move on out of that relationship.

Boyfriend Finder 

A friend (usually a bestfriend) that goes out of his/hers way to make a female friend happy. This is not strongly advised, because soon the couple will become annoying as all hell.
Amy-So Benjamin, I heard you got Miah and Charlie together. Is that true?

Benjamin-Yes it sure is!

Amy-Wow your a real boyfriend finder! Could you help me?
Boyfriend Finder by LonelyMan15 January 7, 2012