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blue balloon

An icon used by drug smugglers in the southwestern united states. It was originally a symbol used to identify those who were muling drugs across the united states border, but has sense evolved to be a symbol for smuggled drugs on the whole.

The term has gained notoriety outside the underground from a September 23rd 2006 story broken on abc's news program 20/20.
Seeing a blue balloon on a car window you know they traffic drugs.
by Joseph Timberland November 13, 2007
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Awkward Balloon

n. Playing off of the awkward turtle jokes, the awkward balloon is when you use your hands to blow up and tie an imaginary balloon. Then you walk backwards randomly thus creating the name "awkward balloon."
Example 1:
John: Hey Jordan, where do you want to hang out tonight?
Jordan: Let's go to the pants store.
Jimmy: Hey guys, where are you leet haxors going tonight?
*John peforms Awkward Balloon*
by John Tom Lom October 15, 2007
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balloon knot

Comical term for ones anus. Other known alias's/AKA's: tar star, mahogany knot, harvest moon, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.
Peggy Sue's balloon knot was well manicured and smelled like fresh ground coffee...
by Samhain_Knight October 20, 2004
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Bello

I listened to my bello when it told me to go get pizza
by Flame Duck June 16, 2018
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swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.
Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!
by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007
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ballooncock

A crime perpetrated on a man who is sleeping outdoors. First a helium-filled balloon is attached to the man's penis, then the penis is severed at its base. The unfortunate victim awakens shortly afterwards to experience pain, blood-loss, and the heart-breaking sight of his pride-and-joy floating away, never to be seen again.
Lady Astor: "If I were your wife, sir, I would ballooncock you as you slept."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband, I wouldn't want to keep it anyway."
by Alipé August 13, 2007
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cum-balloon

A cum-balloon is a latex receptacle that a guy wears to catch his pleasure-gasm when he fucks another young guy in his bum-hole and makes him eat it.
I bought a cum-balloon or 5, and I'm gonna fuck Jason's pleasure-chute tonight!
by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021
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