Bernaldino

Bernaldino is a piece of shit and is worthless they won’t ever do nothing with their lives and they will always be nothing

Bernaldino is a failure

by Boring boring boring boring December 31, 2019

Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.

“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.

by hardboi February 3, 2020

Bernard

A Rolled Up Cigarette

Wanna go out for a bernard bruv

by Lucamend97 February 12, 2020

Bernard

Tall handsome male that loves, dreams ,doesn't wait for your approval,listen ,laughs and everything you wish for commonly wear glasses for some reason but a thing to them is that they don't open to everyone , they deny and can atimes be driven by lust, commonly cold which unknowing to them can hurt a lot

Girl:gosh who is that beautiful man??
Another girl:that's Bernard, the literal Hardin Scott of the novels

by kaylaa&evo June 17, 2020

Bernardo

A guy with strapping muscles, sexy but has an old man name and awful sense of humour.

Bruh whoever this old man bernardo is, he just sent the worst meme in the group chat.

by Ringbeller August 12, 2020

Bernie

That one scary auntie everyone has, you better be prepared to hide when auntie Bernie is coming to visit.
Can also be referred to as "burpie" and "big bad Bernie"

Oh no hide in the bathroom quick auntie Bernie is coming over!!

by Bernie fan August 22, 2020

Bernie Costello

this is a joke, this is the definition of a joke right here folks.

This term can also be used to call someone a clown, like after someone does something stupid or irresponsible you could call them a Bernie.

Person: Did you hear that the circus is coming to town?
Another person: Wait I didn’t know the circus was coming early!!
1st person: Oh yea silly Bernie Costello, the one man clown circus is coming back to town!!

by Max Baker Smith September 17, 2020