hot as balls

Phrase used to describe when the temperature is hot. Usually it is hot enough that your balls will sag and potentially stick to your leg.

Turn on the AC, it's hot as balls in here

by ByRd November 28, 2007

Balls Drop

Something that Justin Beiber has yet to experience.

Amber: I love this song!

Amanda: Yeah, this girl has a really great voice.

Amber: That's Justin Beiber.

Amanda: Well maybe one day when his balls drop, nobody will make that mistake.

by advaschechel March 17, 2010

frying balls

To trip on acid or shrooms extremely hard.

I knew I was frying balls when the 3D shapes in the TV screen static multiplied and unfolded out of the TV.

by Tim March 13, 2003

chocolate salty balls

a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his balls.

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.- Chef, referring to his chocolate salty balls

by RMG October 27, 2004

sussy baka gay fortnite balls amongus impostor i have farded 25 times inside your mother

thats what Oscar said.

Oscar: can i say sussy baka gay fortnite balls amongus impostor i have farded 25 times inside your mother
others: EYO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

by ඞ GET OUT OF MY HEAD October 18, 2021

Schweddy Balls

The most infamous Delicious Dish episode featured Alec Baldwin as the chef Pete Schweddy, who came to the show to showcase his "Schweddy Balls," and later re-appeared to showcase his "Schweddy Weiner." The ice cream company Ben and Jerry's released a flavor in September 2011 called "Schweddy Balls" in homage to the skit, prompting complaints from conservative groups that the name was too explicit for grocery store shelves

Bob: "Have you heared the major news media complain about Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream saying its to (inappropriate)?"
Joe: "Yes...but every one knows the news media are a bunch of News Nazi anyway"
Bob: "And did you know it is made with cow rape juice"
Joe: "No i didnt, WOW it tast great AND is healthy"

by Saint Derrick September 30, 2011

age-chilled balls

old man balls that haven't been used in sexual relations since the Eisenhower administration.

Last time Dick Cheney got his age-chilled balls warmed the Black Crowes were beardless.

by the better ted January 16, 2010