2 definitions by the better ted

age-chilled balls

old man balls that haven't been used in sexual relations since the Eisenhower administration.

Last time Dick Cheney got his age-chilled balls warmed the Black Crowes were beardless.

by the better ted January 16, 2010

an unforgiving aura that follows a person of no significance whatsover.

I saw waY2Krowed wallowing in his meandering miasma in front of a 7-11 yesterday while I was going to FYE to pick up the Black Crowes' latest DVD.

by the better ted January 23, 2010