A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021
Get the Beach dickmug. by dfnremt May 10, 2012
Get the Beach Molemug. Another term for "Beach Umbrella". This is often used by Vietnamese-American women who can't understand people who talk insanely fast...and mumble.
"Hey, I need to get a beach umbrella at wal-mart."
"Huh? What's a beach humberland??"
"No, a beach umbrella..."
"Beach hum...ber...land??"
"UMBRELLA!"
"OH! WHAHAHAHAHA"
"Huh? What's a beach humberland??"
"No, a beach umbrella..."
"Beach hum...ber...land??"
"UMBRELLA!"
"OH! WHAHAHAHAHA"
by geoff rowan October 16, 2008
Get the Beach Humberlandmug. 4 block long beach community in New Jersey. Has hot moms and even hotter daughters. It's always five o'clock there- these people know how to party.
Yo, where can we go tonight?
Let's go to Silver Beach....South Lagoon Road has really hot chicks
Arent, they like 30?
Nah mannn they are only late 20s
Let's go to Silver Beach....South Lagoon Road has really hot chicks
Arent, they like 30?
Nah mannn they are only late 20s
by BeachPatrol69 February 12, 2021
Get the Silver Beachmug. A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.
“ Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”
“10-4. We are on the way up”.
“10-4. We are on the way up”.
by NDemGuts February 23, 2021
Get the Turtles on the Beachmug. 
by the bobbeh August 23, 2011
Get the beach fleasmug.