Beef Spank

Hey, did you hear Tom gave Courtney a good ole beef spank yesterday.
by Banana1996 October 16, 2021
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Beef Jerkies

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Beef Butcher

An individual unskilled in the are of giving head. Used too much teeth and not enough lip. Typically a painful experience but generally tolerated cause after all, you are getting your dick sucked.
That fang toothed Rachel is a beef butcher. Damn near chewed my cock off.
by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018
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Secret-beef

A disagreement in which the beefee is unaware of.
Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.
by Ryryq March 24, 2010
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moose beef

Rachel moose beef labia flaps
Rachel's labia flaps resembled that of moose beef
by platinum cow May 26, 2019
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BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"
by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012
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Beef Muncher

Someone who exhibits extreme compliance towards another
Bennett tried to take an ice cream cone out to a friend from dhall, however the card swiper said he couldn't walk back in without using a meal swipe. Bennett said to the crusty lady, "stop being a beef muncher and let me back in."
by youngharibo August 28, 2019
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