Sitting at the King's Table 

A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.

Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.

dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.

Sitting at the King's Table by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011

Droppin' the kids off at the pool 

A term used to confuse your friends that you are physically driving your offspring to a public pool, yet in reality, you are just taking a shit.

Friend: "Yo, come chill."
Me: "Hold on, I'm droppin' the kids off at the pool!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
Me: "He he he..."

Droppin' the kids off at the pool by TheSodaGremlin October 13, 2011

chompin at the bits 

Extremely ecstatic to do something

I'm really chompin at the bits to go snowboarding.

chompin at the bits by DoomMonkey December 15, 2015

twisted at the dick 

When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.

Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.

twisted at the dick by A kid named three November 20, 2016

Tilly At Twice

Fighting at your local pizza shop.

If you got beed lets tilly at twice.

Tilly At Twice by Hyundie June 3, 2018

Sad times at the El Royale 

When something happens that is mildly upsetting or annoying, and so times are sad at the El Royale hotel

"Hey man how you been?"
"Not great, the wife left and she took the kids"
"Sad times at the El Royale"
"Fuck you, this is serious"

Sad times at the El Royale by Divvy the Tree September 6, 2020

drop the kids off at the pool 

To expel seminal fluids from ones anus into the toilet.

Jerry had to drop the kids off at the pool after some time with Colin.

drop the kids off at the pool by CubbyC December 31, 2020