Clothes, food/drinks, music, DVDs, books and/or other miscellaneous gear that is left behind for the taking after a friend or significant other unexpectedly disappears.
That's a cool bike! Where did you get it?
Oh, Zack left it at my house before he suddenly broke up with me.
Are you going to give it back?
No, I'm considering it Asshole Tax.
Hey! I like your hat!
Thanks! It was Gina's before she became a bat shit crazy bitch and stopped hanging out with me.
Oh sweet, so it's her Asshole Tax.
Oh, Zack left it at my house before he suddenly broke up with me.
Are you going to give it back?
No, I'm considering it Asshole Tax.
Hey! I like your hat!
Thanks! It was Gina's before she became a bat shit crazy bitch and stopped hanging out with me.
Oh sweet, so it's her Asshole Tax.
by MoreAdventurous July 11, 2011
Get the Asshole Taxmug. 1. (n) the anal opening, specifically, yours. you are probably sitting on it right now.
2. (n) poop goes out, my penis goes in
2. (n) poop goes out, my penis goes in
by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
Get the your assholemug. smug mac owners who think mac is a superior product to everything ever created.
Mac assholes buy furniture at Ikea, wear black turtle necks, drive a Toyota prius and love Starbucks.
Mac assholes buy furniture at Ikea, wear black turtle necks, drive a Toyota prius and love Starbucks.
Bill: I can't believe I was stuck in traffic for 2 hours on my way to work today and then my computer didn't start.
Mac Asshole: you should have got a mac
Bill: ummm...OK mac asshole...
Mac Asshole: you should have got a mac
Bill: ummm...OK mac asshole...
by presidente1l August 1, 2008
Get the Mac Assholemug. Slang term for the DMV or Department of Motor Vehicles. This is a place where one would spend a minumum of two hours, at least in New York, if that person gets there as soon as it opens.
Friend 1: Where have you been all day?
Frined 2: I've been stuck at Satan's Asshole for three and a half hours.
Frined 2: I've been stuck at Satan's Asshole for three and a half hours.
by MrStuddly August 6, 2011
Get the Satan's Assholemug. A truly despicable person. Anyone referred to as "some asshole" at the beginning of a sentence is a detriment to society.
by Wicked Souls November 8, 2003
Get the some assholemug. The Internet Asshole or "Homo Internetus" embodies a wealth of factoids backed up with little to no life experience, a crippling sense of agoraphobia, and a mild mix of tourettes and aspergers.
These are all drawn together with a slight judgmental grimace as if playing the part of the worlds observer. Pasty skin and a nasally tone are good compliments but not entirely necessary.
These are all drawn together with a slight judgmental grimace as if playing the part of the worlds observer. Pasty skin and a nasally tone are good compliments but not entirely necessary.
by The Original Running Sloth March 27, 2013
Get the Internet Assholemug. A condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating (shitting), your anus feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.
**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
by EricTheRed November 14, 2004
Get the jalapeno assholemug.