Anal play

When a man/woman pleasure themselves by inserting their finger(s) into their anus, or rectum.

I just love anal play. Want some anal play?

by Poseor July 21, 2006

anal lube

A form of lubrication used in the asshole to prevent burning and pain.

That anal lube was very smooth.

She liked the feel of that anal lube because it was soft and cool on her asshole.

by Nathan Berg April 01, 2005

anal bruising

The term a ho uses to discribe how her ass feels after having butt sex

I took a real ANAL BRUISING last night from Tom.

by Cpt. Stupid September 21, 2008

Anal handshake

To forcefully place your opened hand between a friends buttocks when they are in a vulnerable position.

I was just about to sink the 8 ball when jeff raced up behind me and gave me an anal handshake.

by Bogan King August 14, 2008

Anal mop

A person(s) who decide to deface the anal region with any number of brushes, mops,etc. in a way that is so vile it can only be described as "anal mop"

"oh my god dude have you tried a a hoover sweeper!!!?"
"dude, your an anal mop"

by sgt.420 July 24, 2008

Anal Miner

A person who spends their time with their head up someone's ass

Kevin is a fucking anal miner, you can see feet hanging out Scott's ass every time he turns around

by KevinH8tr May 30, 2015

Anal Commander

a god of the battlefield gaming franchise :)

Person 1 - O God i got shot
Person 2 - were from
Person 1 - from over there he shot me in the ass
Person 2 - o must be anal commander then

by Commanders Slut September 09, 2011