1 definition by sgt.420

A person(s) who decide to deface the anal region with any number of brushes, mops,etc. in a way that is so vile it can only be described as "anal mop"
"oh my god dude have you tried a a hoover sweeper!!!?"
"dude, your an anal mop"
by sgt.420 July 24, 2008
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