Someone who wears a bitter scarf and burns concert pianos in manors while masturbating and to operas very loudly with a bourbon in one hand.
by Djfreaxxx December 5, 2011
Get the Artist mug.An offensive term used by arrogant twats to dehumanise an individual diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder. Those who use the term are usually middle to upper class, have minimal to no understanding of how autism affects the person and probably don't have any loved ones affected by it.
I vehemently disagree with discrimination towards anyone including those with autism and absolutely despise people who use the term autist.
by UltimateDoge March 27, 2021
Get the Autist mug.Short version: A moron
Long version: Someone who believes that "creativity" and "individuality" is the highest point which man can achieve, despite the fact that they provide no valuable service or advancement to society as a whole. They are little more than entertainers who have the gall to say that they are more important because they find "meaning in everything." Usually imbibe mass quantities of drugs. Often despise scientists for being too "shallow" or "narrow minded."
Long version: Someone who believes that "creativity" and "individuality" is the highest point which man can achieve, despite the fact that they provide no valuable service or advancement to society as a whole. They are little more than entertainers who have the gall to say that they are more important because they find "meaning in everything." Usually imbibe mass quantities of drugs. Often despise scientists for being too "shallow" or "narrow minded."
Scientist, dragged to art museum by a group of well meaning friends: "I see no point in this. It's a bunch of liquid pigments splashed randomly onto a large canvas."
Artist: "But, can you not see the passion infused into the painting? The inherent desire to escape conformity through abstract expression?"
Scientist: "No... and if this is escaping conformity, then why are there 20 more of these, all by different people?"
Artist: "Uhh... SHUT UP! YOU'RE SHALLOW AND NARROW MINDED! YOU'RE JUST A SERVANT OF THE MAN!"
Artist: "But, can you not see the passion infused into the painting? The inherent desire to escape conformity through abstract expression?"
Scientist: "No... and if this is escaping conformity, then why are there 20 more of these, all by different people?"
Artist: "Uhh... SHUT UP! YOU'RE SHALLOW AND NARROW MINDED! YOU'RE JUST A SERVANT OF THE MAN!"
by Sciencenut1 August 15, 2011
Get the Artist mug.The person that picks up props/garmets from the stage between acts in Burlesque shows and helps the performers set up when props are involved. They usually dress sexy for shows.
by Premium Roast April 23, 2008
Get the pickup artist mug.Flow-Artists can be any gender, age, or race, though they are most often males in their twenties ant thirties.
Typically Flow-Artists exhibit no outward talents, interests or skills, with the exception of juggling or spinning around some object or "Prop".
These individuals appear to spend the majority of their time sitting or laying around, smoking marijuana, and occasionally standing up to juggle spin or twirl some kind of plastic toy specifically designed for this purpose.
Typically Flow-Artists exhibit no outward talents, interests or skills, with the exception of juggling or spinning around some object or "Prop".
These individuals appear to spend the majority of their time sitting or laying around, smoking marijuana, and occasionally standing up to juggle spin or twirl some kind of plastic toy specifically designed for this purpose.
Used in a conversation:
"Hey, you! Why don't you get up and get a job, or make some art, or make some music, or volunteer at an animal hospital, or soup kitchen, or something?"
(Long toke off of a spliff) "Dude, because I am a Flow-Artist. This is my art. If you don't flow, you just don't know."
"Hey, you! Why don't you get up and get a job, or make some art, or make some music, or volunteer at an animal hospital, or soup kitchen, or something?"
(Long toke off of a spliff) "Dude, because I am a Flow-Artist. This is my art. If you don't flow, you just don't know."
by probablynotaspinner September 23, 2012
Get the Flow-Artist mug.by Bob from microsoft November 22, 2014
Get the Spam artist mug.My mental Illness is both baffling and cunning he says while posing as a painter and snorting hydromorphs.Hes drapped head to toe in adidas garments he paid full price for despite not having a job or income.Spends most his time in women he deems "doable"s DMs boohooing that life is really hard for him and celebrates faux sobriety anniversaries high as a kite on his iPhone 11.Enabled by his family and his "disability checks" he tells women that he preys on that he's a starving artist who is writing a novel.Once you have fallen prey you discover it's basically a bad acid trip he had once when he was 16 that he's based the entire novel on and it even isn't that great of story.He spends more time caring for his adidas shoes than painting.His sheets have little specs of blood on them from trying to find his veins but finds girls gross for having periods.Has a gold membership on Adult friendfinder and innocent hookups.com. Can't stay sober long enough to complete a painting or participate in artshows.Is usually nodding out in paint speckled adidas wear and the blood patterns on his sheets from poking needles are better than most his paintings
He's not a misunderstood visionary whom women don't fairly give a chance; he's a starving artist fuccboi
by Jenna Feather July 7, 2020
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