alpha skank

A passive-agressive girl who frequently touches and flirts with unavailable men in front of their wives or girlfriends.

If that alpha skank rubs up on my date one more time I'll break her nose.

by bobsknobs November 26, 2013

alpha yawn

The yawn that triggers a chain reaction of yawns around the room.

"Aw man, you're alpha yawn made everyone in the room yawn too :/"

by FuriousNick November 9, 2014

alpha-dawg

The supreme leader of a family, business, gang, posse, government, military, religion or group.

When the alpha-dawg speaks, people listen.

by Achilles_ny September 8, 2015

alpha troll

1) Someone that thinks he/she is the top troll in a chatroom/website/social media, known for taking on other trolls and trying to make them look amateurish compared to them.

2) Individual that exhibits delusions of trollism on a scale only supplanted by the force in in star wars.

Noodle: '' migule i find amazing how the trolls are fighting among each other today...''
Migule: '' lol emotardo they are competing to decide who's the alpha troll...''

by elstud April 3, 2016

alpha period

A superior period that makes everyone other women sync to it

Mary: Have you gotten your. Period

Jane: No it synced with Nancy she has the Alpha period

by BeyoncèDG May 1, 2016

alpha-ache

The ache or pain your tongue gets by over performing alphabet cunilingus on your partners clitoris. This is done by following the strokes of each letter from A to Z like you would with a pen except with your tongue.

"Man, I have serious alpha-ache, Suzi wanted me to perform War and Peace on her last night''

by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016

Alpha Shart

When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.

So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart

by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016