Alpha Nu Alpha Lambda

ANAL. It means anal. Sorority girls like to say it instead of just saying they do anal.

Girl 1: I absolutely love Alpha Nu Alpha Lambda!
Girl 2: Gross..
Girl 3: Don't knock it till you tried it.

by ironicdeepthroat September 7, 2013

alpha porker

An obese person having the highest rank in a dominance hierarchy.

The alpha porker amongst the group of children let out a shrill battle cry before rushing headfirst towards the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by andyspam October 5, 2013

alphfuricious

the act of a male attempting to assert alpha dominance through an act of rage.

Douche: Raaaaawwww, I'm a man!
Normal person: Oh wow, that guy is alphfuricious! Check out how dominant he is.....Bahahahaa! Fail!

by The J-Rod Penetrator January 28, 2014

alpha neck

The alpha male in a group of rednecks.

Steve: How did you know which one is the alpha neck?
Randy: He's the one that is the loudest, pushiest and has his chest puffed out the farthest, it applies to the womenfolk as well.

by Jinde Kush October 20, 2014

Alpha Squally

The status a thot gains when they reach the highest level of mischief and adultery. They are now qualified as the Alpha Squally, who leads the pack of thots and guides them in their slutty endeavors.

"Yo bro you heard Danielle has another boyfriend?"
"Yeah man, she's definitely the Alpha Squally."
"Facts."

by bruhhhhh September 8, 2014

Alpha Scum

Entitled "Alpha" males (and females) who are more stupid than a bag of rocks and do not contribute to society in a positive way by any means. Steroid pushing muscle retards whos only arguement is how many more women they slept with. The dirt under boots of society who should not be allowed to reproduce.

"Look at Chad over there flexing his muscles every time he walks to a different weight machine. What an Alpha Scum."

by Tw1nm3t3or April 3, 2017

alpacaness

1. The queen of the alpacas
2. Something to describe something better then you

Urban Dictionary's alpacaness is off the charts!

by D1xon_C1d3r April 7, 2017