kelly clarkson

A singer that is very, very fat. Whale-like.
Chad: "Dude! Look! It's Kelly Clarkson!"
Mark: "Man the harpoons!"
by M. Bison May 22, 2007
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R. Kelly

He must suffer after that song Ignition. Had an affair with some young chick, but I don't really want to know about that.
"SHIT!! R Kelly's on the radio, change the station! Change the station!"
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
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R. Kelly

The old man down the street is an R. Kelly, because he tried to rape my little sister in the playground.
by kid October 31, 2003
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Kelly Ann

A sex act that has the woman fingering mans pee hole while punching his sack.
by Lingelbeast November 06, 2018
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deven kelly

a sexy boy who's face is as red as his shirt and who is explicitly la douche. people suffer from la douleur exquise when they see him. if you are a gangsta, then this is you. and you will visit stfd.net.
some guy: you are deven kelly
deven kelly: well yes, i am.
by patrick colligen May 04, 2005
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Kelly Olynk

An nba player, but he’s an idiot he knows nothing but claims he is a knows everything, he is a meatball.
“Is that kelly olynk? Well idc he’s a meatball
by Bleat November 26, 2019
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Sam Kelly

Some professional gamer at fortnite who thinks Max is a salt queen x10000000000000000000000. He isnt a bad guy after all. He is actually a great person that is happy with everyone and likes to be around friends. He is the greatest guy you’ll ever meet. Follow him on Instagram @InstantMemez_
Sam Kelly is the best Fortnite player ever! I really wanna meet him someday!
by ImBetterThanNinja May 24, 2018
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