Light and Fluffy
Light and Fluffy by SupremeRunningGod April 26, 2021
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red light wrangler
someone who takes joy in killing prostitues. most commenly by strangling them, before, during or after sex.
Red light wrangler
Peter: "killing prostitues isn't funny, because they're all ready dead on the inside"
Peter: "killing prostitues isn't funny, because they're all ready dead on the inside"
red light wrangler by JMSMD AKA CHOMP November 14, 2007
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Red Light Rendezvous
A special chance meeting at a red light with someone of lesser intelligence who just cut you off and/or sped in front of you so that they could get in front of you. Usually the result of wasteful speeding and/or reckless driving.
"The other day I had a red light rendezvous with a Mustang that cut me off for no reason. I promptly gave him the finger."
Red Light Rendezvous by LesJuanTed October 20, 2008
all-lighter
When you intended to pull an all-nighter but ended up falling asleep with all the lights on instead.
I pulled an all-lighter on my linguistics paper, and now I only have 2 hours to get this done and handed in!
all-lighter by ssassafrass February 23, 2010
J Light
1. A source of ignition for a joint.
2. A weaker, somewhat pathetic joint or any such cheap imitation.
2. A weaker, somewhat pathetic joint or any such cheap imitation.
1. Yo duke pass dat J Light befo' I Polynesian handshake up in here.
2. That muscular post-op tranny is like a J Light: looks like a man but in fact has an inverted-ball-sack-vagina.
2. That muscular post-op tranny is like a J Light: looks like a man but in fact has an inverted-ball-sack-vagina.
Coors Light Thermometer
An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.
When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.
Coors Light Thermometer by Jamie Outdoors May 22, 2012
stop light texting
Stop light texting is the act of sitting in your car, at an (ideally) long stop light. This is the perfect opportunity to check email, update your FB and scroll through your social media. Typically, if you have teens or children in the car, the act of stop light texting will be rudely interrupted by younger people telling you to stop!
"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"
stop light texting by Funny Moms October 26, 2016