Set in stone

(pertaining to holidays) A promise that absolutely will not be broken, unless it was only made verbally by management, in which case it turns out the fuckers are guaranteed to change it.

You know those holiday dates? You can take them as set in stone.

... about those holidays you booked... you're going to have to come in those days, I don't give a shit what you think.

by ochrann January 10, 2020

stoned with emotion

Feeling a large amount of emotion, (ie. love, lust, angry, sad, happy, joy etc.) yet still appears to be tired, sleepy, or just really high.

Boy 1: Are you sure you’re happy? You don’t seem happy.

Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.

by Weld4cash October 7, 2018

Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)

"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone

by Kony Island October 12, 2017

fuck stone

Like a bed, a place to fuck or have sex on. Anywhere you have sex on something.

Quick to the fuck stone....to fuck. Let’s go to the fuck stone to have sex. Lay me down on the fuck stone and have your way with me.

by Longshot Lee March 29, 2020

Accu-stoned

The spacy, blissful, stoned feeling one gets after a session of acupuncture.

See also massage stoned

I was so accu-stoned after my appt at the eastern medicine clinic I could barely function at work.

by Reynold926 January 19, 2014

Brain of stone

To be Indecisive.

Or unlikeable; selfish.

" Is that Vanessa? I heard she has a Brain of stone!" I heard too.

by hollowlungs October 27, 2022

boosting stones

Having sex with a remote controller of a gaming system while smoking crack and beating Mario Cart for the umpteenth time.

Sorry I missed your call... I was boosting stones.

by @duckoff February 16, 2017