The epitome of all that is weak and most certainly does not keep it fresh. Per common knowledge, a zip lock lock bag looks useful but only really keeps things fresh for a matter of minutes and serves an extremely limited purpose, and this jive ass turkey is no different.
guy 1: "You see Clyde over there, he really brings nothing to the table."
guy 2: "Yeah he's a zip lock bag if I've ever seen one."
guy 1: "word"
or
"That zip lock bag kept my fruit fresh for like 2 hours. These strawberries look like they fucked Eli Whitney's cotton gin. F zip lock bags bro."
guy 2: "Yeah he's a zip lock bag if I've ever seen one."
guy 1: "word"
or
"That zip lock bag kept my fruit fresh for like 2 hours. These strawberries look like they fucked Eli Whitney's cotton gin. F zip lock bags bro."
by The Earthquakes March 11, 2012
Get the zip lock bag mug.means when a boy or girl is soo in love they'd do absolutely anything and everything for a certain someone. Can also be called "Sprung"
"that girl's got him On Lock, he never comes out these days because he's always with her"
"that girl's got him Sprung, all he ever talks about is her"
"that girl's got him Sprung, all he ever talks about is her"
by ChloeCampbell October 28, 2009
Get the On Lock mug.A person who inserts their penis into the keyhole of a door in an attempt to unlock the door, or for pleasure.
Tom: Man I never thought Steve was a door lock fucker.
Oliver: Yea he was riding that thing hard.
Melinda: I think he was locked out though.
Oliver: Yea he was riding that thing hard.
Melinda: I think he was locked out though.
by Woojoe7 February 18, 2010
Get the door lock fucker mug.When your computer freezes up due to viruses obtained from downloading too much porn. This can be a fatal condition which can not be corrected with anti virus software.
If this is the case, then the computer must be replaced and the hard drive must be destroyed with a hammer so it doesnt end up donated to a school somewhere, loaded with porn remnants
If this is the case, then the computer must be replaced and the hard drive must be destroyed with a hammer so it doesnt end up donated to a school somewhere, loaded with porn remnants
by golfbikerun December 27, 2011
Get the Porn Lock mug.The appropriate response to a forum/message board topic thread that is of no use to anything. It consists of no content worthy of reading, teal deers, and self pictures that make you want to throw acid in your eyes. Also, in general the OP is a giant faggot.
OP: "Hey guiz, post what Urban Dictionary Says about your name! Come on, it will be fun!"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"
by David D Davidson Jr. July 15, 2010
Get the shit thread lock and b& mug."Man, I had sex with a guy last night and he told me my pussy was amazing."
"LMAO you got him in a pussy lock, girl !"
"LMAO you got him in a pussy lock, girl !"
by uneasypussy February 28, 2016
Get the Pussy Lock mug.Typically used for the autorun function on any online MMORPG, it is the gamer's equivalent to cruise control.
person 1: "Can you believe how far it is to the next town?"
person 2: "Nah its easy, just num lock and go grab a snack"
person 2: "Nah its easy, just num lock and go grab a snack"
by NihilistX February 22, 2011
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